June 25th

2:43AM // I am an ignorant cretin with a wholly unmerited self-belief, like the ones you have seen on The Apprentice

and these are the domain names I have registered with a view to eventual market dominance:

comparethenecessaryevils.com

comparetheillusionsoffinancialsecurity.com

comparethedespair.com

comparetheavenuesbywhichyoucanruinyourfutureforshorttermfinancialgain.com

cash4retinas.com

cash4quitealotmoreofyourcash.com

cash4thenextfewmonthsofyourlifewhichseemedlikeitwasgoingtobeokbuthassomehowbecomeaperpetualbattlewithaspreadsheetyoudon’tunderstand.com